🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just GHOSTED YouTube TV 🤡💔 – And Seriously, We’re Not Okay! 🎭💀 So, in a plot twist that even the most seasoned Netflix binge-watcher couldn't see coming, Disney has hit the exit button on a whopping 20+ channels, including the sacred shrine of sportsmanship, ESPN, and our leftist friend ABC. 😱🤯 They’ve left YouTube TV in the dark like a child who forgot to pay their power bill. ⚡💸 What happened? 🤔 Well, it turns out Google and Disney couldn’t agree on how much bread they should throw at each other for their precious content. Disney wanted to hit that "stonks" level with their fees, while Google was like, “Nah fam, we not tryna upcharge our viewers.” 😬💰 An insider (my Aunt Karen, who swears she’s on the dev team) said, “It’s all just a game of chicken… or maybe just a really sad, grown-up version of Monopoly.” 🦖💰 Google’s paint-it-all-in-gold blog post said they were all about keeping the subscribers happy, while Disney’s probably over there like: “This is fine.” 😅🔥 And here’s my unhinged prediction: brace yourselves for YouTube TV to *literally* become a meme streaming service, complete with TikTok dance-offs instead of actual shows. 📉💀🔥 Who's in? 💃💯 #DisneyDrama #NotMyDisney