🚀💸 HOLD UP! The ESA just dropped a cool $50 million on an Italian company to make a mini-Starship! 🇮🇹🤖 It’s like they’re throwing cash at the next Mario Kart power-up! 🍄💥 So, here’s the vibe: The European Space Agency (ESA) is all like, “Hey Avio, make us a reusable rocket! It’ll be easier than me dodging taxes!” 💰🕵️‍♂️ Meanwhile, Elon is in the corner, sipping his SpaceX tea like, “LOL, try catching up to Falcon 9, fam!” 😂🤡 However, rumor has it that Avio’s engineers had an *intense* meeting where one of them dramatically exclaimed, “Guys, this is harder than explaining NFTs to my grandma!” 💀💫 🙈 Classic struggle! Meanwhile, Elon is tweeting about how he could build a whole new galaxy on Mars with half that budget while the emoji reactions go wild! Drake pointing to SpaceX: “That’s not the vibe!” 🙅‍♂️✨ 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT! By 2025, ESA will announce a partnership with Pizza Hut to launch the first *rocket pizza night* in space! 🍕🛰️ No cap, it’s gonna be lit! 🌌👨‍🚀 #RefundRocket #Stonks🌌🚀