🎤💥 Y’all, brace yourselves for an absolute content avalanche from the legend Eric Wei 🤴 at VidCon 2025, dropping knowledge bombs like he’s in a Halo lobby! 🚀😱 Now, listen up: Eric’s essentials for podcasting and business? Think Rode mics 🎙️ that scream “I’m fancy but not *too* fancy,” and some protein shake that’s probably made from unicorn tears and the tears of his enemies 🦄💪. Like, where’s the flavor, my dude? Are we sipping on dreams or what? But fr fr, these essentials are as essential as WiFi in a Starbucks ☕. "I can’t podcast without my protein shake!" he said, as if it wasn’t filled with the regret of missed deadlines. 🤡💔 Leaked developer quote: “Eric’s podcast setup is the modern-day alchemy. He uses a Rode mic, protein shake, and a healthy dose of toxic hustle culture! 🤑🔥” Meanwhile, the rest of the content-creating world is just over here trying to figure out how to not sound like they’re recording from a potato 🥔. Hot take: in 2026, we’ll ALL just be using AI-generated voices and throwing protein powder into the void, and calling it a podcast 🎉💀. Get ready for “Welcome to the Chaos,” where every episode is just random noises and existential dread. Like or share if you wanna join this wild ride! 💥👀