🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE UNDERBELLY OF WASHINGTON! 💥🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, ‘cause the Epstein Files just pulled a wet blanket on our summer vibes! 🤡☀️ So while MAGA influencers are sweating more than a developer who just deleted the 'production' database, the truth-seekers are left with nothing but crickets 🦗 and conspiracy theories about… foreign policy? Yeah, this is a plot twist that even Netflix would reject! 🤦‍♂️💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We were supposed to be dropping hot files, not this lukewarm dumpster fire! 🤷‍♂️🤖💩" Meanwhile, Trump loyalists are caught in a cringe battle against Epstein truthers like it’s a TikTok dance-off nobody asked for. 💃🕺 No cap, they’re using this drama to beef up their clout while getting more tangled than your headphones after a gym session! 🔥🎧 CRINGE ALERT: When foreign policy becomes more about meme warfare than actual policy-making, we know it's time to break out the emergency stonks cream 🥵📉. BUT WAIT! 🤯 As I type this, I predict that by next season, Epstein will get turned into a Marvel villain, and we’ll all be rooting for Captain Accountability! 🦸‍♂️💰 In conclusion: this is fine. 🤷‍♂️💩🔥