🚨⚽️BREAKING: The English Premier League Just Joined Forces with Big Tech! 💰✨ Guys, get ready to cringe your way through fantasy football because the PREMIER LEAGUE (you know, that thing where your coach is literally your mom) just signed a deal with Adobe and Microsoft! That’s right, they want to sprinkle some AI magic into Fantasy Premier League, like we're not all already watching reruns of football from 1997. 🤡💀 Picture this: 📊 Your Fantasy team is LITERALLY a brainy robot saying "bro, just pick the players with the biggest stonks!" (s/o to the galaxy brain meme). So now when you ask, “Why is my team always losing?” it’s not you; it’s the AI's fault. Cope and seethe, fam! 😂 💥In a leaked convo, an Adobe developer allegedly said: “Honestly, we’re just here to milk the fans’ dreams and bank on their addictions!”💀 No cap, they raked in €2.1 billion last season thanks to overseas deals - like what is this? Football or a tech startup? 🤖🍕 FINAL PREDICTION: After this deal, your Fantasy team will be so smart, it’ll start giving you life advice. "Quit your job, go pro in FIFA instead." 😂🔥 Share this with someone whose team is about to be AI-approved mess! 🚀✨ #TechAndGoals