🚨💀 Scream it from the rooftops, folks! HEALTH INFO HEIST ALERT! 🚨💀 So check it: **Episource**, the MEDICAL BILLING BEHEMOTH that honestly sounds like something from a sci-fi horror film, just decided to drop a bombshell on us! 💣✨ They lost the health data of over 5.4 MILLION people!!! Like, come on, do these guys even have a cybersecurity plan or just a “this is fine” meme taped to their walls? 🔥😂 Imagine being like “Oops, did I just leak your personal health info while fumbling my keyboard?”—that's basically the vibe, fam! 🤡💔 Stonks? More like *donks* for these jokers! 📉💩 Leaked chat from some low-key puzzled devs: 👨‍💻 “Yo, did we just get hacked?” 👩‍💻 “Naw, just lending our patients some fresh new identity crisis vibes!” Listen up, if your health info is out there with a bunch of angry hackers, just remember—you were literally a click away from being a meme! 🍕🚀 Prediction time: At this rate, we’ll have a new trend called "Health Data Expose Parties"—everyone's invited, and trust me, it’ll be a complete disaster! 😱💰💥 Keep your tinfoil hats on, pals! 🥴✌️ #Episource #DataLeak #Yikes