🎮💰🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Epic Games Just Made Fortnite the New Roblox?!?! 🔥🔥 In a bold, galaxy-brained move, Epic has decided to let creators sell in-game items in Fortnite, because who doesn’t want to cash in on those sweet, sweet V-Bucks? 🤑💸 Bye-bye boring hours of gameplay, hello to a chaotic marketplace where creators get to shovel virtual pixels straight into their wallets! 🍕💅 #Stonks “But Epic, why now?” 🤔 Cringe question, but here’s what I imagine a developer exclaimed while throwing their keyboard across the room: “It’s about time we got a slice of the V-Bucks pie! 🥧💥 We’re tired of this ‘time spent = money’ nonsense. GIVE US OUR DOLLARS!” 😂💀 Epic’s saying creators will pocket a whopping 50% of V-Bucks, but hold onto your *virtuously* crafted hats, because for 2025-2026, it’s a wild 100%! 🎉🎊 Your boy just unlocked the *ultimate* Fortnite hustler strategy. Drake is pointing to this success. 👀👑 The cringe factor? Through the roof. But listen, fam, this isn’t just a cash grab; they’re trying to compete with Roblox, the OG playground for money-making might. Roblox creators, prepare to seethe. 🤖💥 Prediction: By 2027, Fortnite will have its own stock exchange, and the first item listed will be a digital banana peel. 🍌🚀 Mark my words—Epic will be throwing parties on Mars, and we’ll all be too broke to attend! 💀✨