🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI is literally **fueled by landlord tears** in San Francisco! 💰💦 That's right, folks! SF rents are on the rise like a Tesla being charged to infinity and beyond! 🚀😂 According to no one’s surprise but still triggered Natallie Rocha from the New York Times, AI companies are cashing in mad stacks 💵 and turning apartments into their very own Silicon Valley-sized money-laundering schemes. Like, can we get a “whew” for all the landlords who just got promoted to the ranks of the federal reserve? 📈🔥 With employee stipends and vibes higher than Elon Musk at a SpaceX launch party, rent is skyrocketing faster than your ex's chance of dating a software engineer 🙄. Here’s how it’s going down: “Leaked Developer Quote” 📜: *“I can’t even afford my coffee after paying rent, but at least my AI can cry about it for me.”* ☕️🤖 In conclusion, if you thought rent was already the ultimate boss battle, you might wanna *get those shields up* because it’s game over, and we’re on level 99: *The Landlord's Revenge*! 🎮💀 **Unhinged Hot Take:** In 2025, the only people who can afford to live in San Francisco will be AI programmers and raccoons trained to self-code rental applications. 🦝💻 Stay tuned for the *Raccoons of Silicon Valley* reality show coming soon! 😭📺 #RentIsTooDamnHigh #AIPocalypse