🚨🤡 HOLD UP, GANG! Epic Games just played a game of Life Chess with Samsung, and the result? A cringe-worthy settlement that screams, "What does the fox say?" 🦊💰 Picture this: Epic was like, "Hey Samsung, we see you and Google playing footsie under the app store table, and we’re not having it!" 🤖🙅‍♂️ Seriously, who knew we’d get a courtroom drama where the only thing more boring than the dialogues was… y’know, Samsung napping through the whole thing? 😴💤 Here’s the tea ☕️: While the details of the settlement are tighter than a drum, we can safely say Epic didn’t walk away EMPTY-HANDED. I mean, they must have at least snagged some sweet Samsung stickers or maybe a coffee mug with a "We ❤️ 3rd Party App Stores" slogan. 🤷‍♂️💀 Some “leaked” quotes from an “Epic Developer”: “Honestly, we only sued them to get a spot in the next Samsung ad. 🤤💖” And let’s not forget Samsung’s response: “This is fine." 🔥😬 🔥🥵 But here’s the hot take! In 5 years, we’ll all be trading stocks in Third-Party App Store stocks because the whole app store concept will be the new Bitcoin. Gonna make stonks look like your grandma’s vintage collection of spoons! 🚀💸 Stay tuned and remember: this is where dreams go to die, fam. 🔪💔