🚨🔥 EPIC WINS AGAIN, AND GOOGLE IS TRIGGERED AF! 🚀💰 The Ninth Circuit just told Google, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" like Gandalf on a caffeine high. Epic Games just dropped their second W in the antitrust smackdown against Big G, and let's just say Google is feeling like that dog in the burning house 🤡🔥. Judge M. Margaret McKeown, in her court of glorious nerds, basically said, "Look, in the world of Fortnite, it's about kills and thrills, but in here, it's about law and order!" 🕵️‍♂️💥 And Epic's CEO, Tim Sweeney, hit Twitter like he just dropped a legendary skin: “Total victory! 💪 #EpicWin” No cap, that’s the energy we need. Meanwhile, Google is preparing to seethe harder than a gamer who just got sniped from behind. They’re already flexing their lawyer muscles, saying this decision is gonna ruin user safety and limit choices... sure buddy, tell that to my wallet after paying $39.99 for a digital hat 🧢💸. In the ultimate plot twist, I predict Google will just throw money at this problem like it's confetti at a TikTok party until someone gives in. 🤖💀 #StonksGoingDown. Folks, buckle up! It’s gonna get messy—like a high school cafeteria after lunch hour. Share this chaos and remember, in the land of tech, the only thing more certain than a meme is a company denying they have a monopoly... oh wait! 😂💀