🚨🌍 Hold onto your recycling bins, folks! The EPA just dropped the HOTTEST mixtape this summer: “Greenhouse Gases? Nah, We’re Good!” 🔥💀💔 That’s right, our favorite “Environmental Protection Agency” has decided they’re more into “Environmental Bypass” as they take a giant step back from regulating greenhouse gases like they’re tripping over the Netflix remote 🙈. EPA Admin Lee Zeldin was like, “16 years of uncertainty? Nah fam, we’re throwing that in the trash along with my New Year’s resolutions.” 🗑️📅 Remember the good ol’ days when we thought “science” was a thing? Apparently it’s that meme where the dog is sitting in the burning room saying, “This is fine.” 😂🔥💸 We’re talking about less regulation on emissions like that’s a stonks play for the oil industry smh 🚀. Some *leaked* dev quote from one of their backroom meetings? “Why regulate when you can desecrate?” 💀👏 The audacity of these moves is giving me galaxy brain vibes… in reverse. So, here’s my hot take: If you thought climate change was bad, just wait ’til corporations get their hands on the power of “not really caring”!! 😱💯🫡 So when the apocalypse hits, you’ll know who to blame… 📉🙃 #EPA #Cringe #ThisIsFine