🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT💥🚨 In a plot twist nobody saw coming, *Amsterdam’s own Dexter Energy* just scored a massive €23 million for their AI-powered wizardry in renewable energy and batteries! 🌍🔋💰 Like, forget the tulips, we're talking about tulips that can trade stocks! The investors? *Alantra*. Because who doesn’t want to throw stacks of cash at tech that sounds like a climate-saving, energy-stonks vibe? 📈🤡💸 *Leaked developer quote:* “Bruh, I didn’t even know AI could trade! Maybe it can also cook my breakfast?”* 🍳🤖 This whole situation feels like the “This is fine” meme, but instead of a burning dog, it’s a happy battery charging up on *renewable energy vibes*. 🔥😱 Meanwhile, the CEOs are sitting around like Drake, pointing back and forth between climate change and profits like it’s a new dance trend on TikTok. 💃🤳 So, what’s next? 🤔 IMO, with this kind of funding, it’s only a matter of time before Dexter’s AI starts launching crypto for clean energy, causing the entire world to enter a “Stonks” meme dimension. 💥👾 Mark my words: Before 2025, we’ll be trading solar panel NFTs that grant you access to virtual gardens in the metaverse! 🌞💫🌐 Brrr—futuristic chaos is coming, my friends! 🔮💀🚀