🚨💣 *BREAKING: EncryptHub is at it again, and it’s like the bad sequel no one asked for!* 💣🚨 Picture this: you’re a Web3 dev, vibing hard with your crypto dreams 💫 when BOOM 💥—suddenly you’re flirting with some fake AI platforms called Norlax AI 🤖👀 (sounds like a rejected Pokémon, fr fr). Next thing you know, they slide into your DMs with job offers like it’s Tinder, but instead of a date, you’re getting a malware infection straight to your precious code! 🤮💻💔 Enter our financial villain, EncryptHub (aka *LARVA-208* and *Water Gamayun*, because why have one evil name when you can have three? 😂). Word on the street is that they’re using tricks more outdated than your uncle’s TikTok dances—like phishing job offers! Stonks 🚀 or stonks 💀? You decide! 🔍 “I thought I was applying for a dream job, not for a one-way ticket to Malicious Software Land,” said a dev who probably should’ve Googled “is this real?” 💔🧐 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Web3 devs will be requiring a “scholarship” from *Joe’s Phishing Academy* just to get a job! 🔥💰 Remember fam, when they say “it’s fine,” just check if your code is actually on fire. This is the digital apocalypse, and the only escape is to meme through it! 😂🤡🙌 SHARE THIS NOW before you end up as tomorrow’s phishing meme!