🚨💰Stop the presses! Emergent just snagged $23M from Lightspeed and they wanna let YOU—yes YOU—build apps! 🛠️📱 Hold up, did we just enter a parallel universe where everyone’s secretly an app developer?? 🤯✨ These twin bros, Mukund and Madhav Jha, are like the IKEA of app creation: “Here’s your SDK, now figure out how to build a flat-pack app with instructions written in emoji.🆗🤖💯” With their drag-and-drop wizardry, you could go from zero to “I’m an app developer now!” faster than you can say “stonks” 📈💼. Remember, this is NOT unique in 2025—hell, we’re just one TikTok dance away from a thousand baby developers posting their creations like they’re the next Steve Jobs. I can already hear the cringe from here. 🎉🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I’m just waiting for the day someone creates an app that lets me order pizzas with telepathy. No cap, that’s the real future.” 🍕💭 Hot take incoming: Within 5 years, we’ll ALL have apps that do absolutely nothing, and we’ll brag about them like they’re limited edition sneakers. 💀🔥 Share this before we’re all implementing AI suggestions from our toaster! 🥴👾💥