🌟💥 ATTENTION COFFEE ADDICTS & TECH NERDS! 💥🌟 🚀🔥 **BREAKING: Ember’s Travel Mug 2 is ON SALE—$30 off!** 🔥🚀 Listen up, fam! You ever been vibing at a meeting, discussing your life-altering plans to reprogram your microwave into a time machine, only to realize your coffee has zombies playing hopscotch in it? 🍵💀 Well, fear NO MORE! The Ember Travel Mug 2 is here to save your soul—AND your java! 😱✨ 👀💰 **Price Drop Alert!** This bad boy usually costs a whopping $130, but right now, it’s a steal at $100. That's worth it just to flex on your friends who drink cold brew 😤🚫 #Stonks What’s so special? I'm glad you asked! This sleek mug keeps your drink hotter than most takes on Twitter—120-145°F for THREE HOURS! ⚡ Seriously, even a time traveler would approve! It’s got a charging coaster, too. Like a personal butler, but for coffee. 🥴🙌 Oh, and it has FIND MY?! As if your coffee needs to ghost you, like, “Hey! I’m over here, loser!” 🤖🚨 💬 **Leaked Quote from Ember Devs:** “Honestly, we just wanted to make a mug that could also guilt-trip you into not forgetting it at Starbucks.” 😂 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll have smart mugs that order your next drink from a food delivery drone while you’re sleeping. 🤯 #Based SHARE THIS CHAOS and grab your mug before it becomes a meme 💥✨!