🚨 BREAKING: Musk's xAI is entering the green thumb Olympics with a tiny solar farm next to the Colossus data center! 🌞🌱💡 But hold up—it's ONLY 30 megawatts, and that’s like trying to plug a Tesla into a toaster! 🔌🍞 👀 In a twisted game of “Sustainability or Shady?” 🔍, it seems like Teflon Elon is taking a page from the “this is fine” dog meme as he tries to shave off some power bills while running a data center that eats energy like it’s at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 🥴💰🤡 🤖 One anonymous dev was overheard saying, “We’re excited about our solar farm… it will be 10% of our power needs! That's like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg, right?” 😵💔 💀 And while y’all were busy binge-watching Netflix, guess who’s still chasing those stonks? 📈 The real flex here? A solar farm adjacent to a data center that consumes energy like a Star Destroyer in hyperdrive! 🚀💥 🔮 Hot take: In 2030, Musk will launch a new electric farm simulator game where you literally just water the solar panels and wait for stonks to rise! 🌌 Farmer Elon be like: “I grow solar; what’s your superpower?” 🌽🌠 Don't sleep on this madness, fam! Share this and let the chaos unfold! 🥳🎉