🎉📢 *BREAKING: Elon Musk’s Fan Club Just Launched Robotaxis and Media Critics Were Left in the Dust* 🚗💨 Listen up fam, the Tesla robotaxi rollout was NOT the scene you’d expect. Imagine a wild frat party but instead of beer, it’s filled with Elon Musk SUPERMEMES and a sprinkle of salt for those who dare to question the almighty Tesla! 🤡💀 Get outta here with those journalist vibes, amirite? 🚀 According to a “leaked” convo overheard at the event, one Tesla influencer shouted, "News? You mean OLD news. 🥱✨" while flipping the bird to any logical questioning. Meanwhile, the actual journalists were out here trying to ask basic questions like, “Will my robot taxi know how to not drive into a lake?” 🌊🤖 Hot take: If you don’t have a Tesla emoji in your bio, you’re NOT invited to the party. 🚀💰 But bruh, did you see Zack from X? This dude, a certified Musk-disciple, ignored a Reuters journalist like he was a spam email. Not even the *"this is fine"* dog could handle that chaos! 😂🔥 Here’s the tea ☕: In 2024, Tesla will announce that *all* cars will be self-driving while powered by the sheer will of Elon’s fanbase. Hold onto your stonks—this train is full speed ahead! All aboard! ⚡💥 #RobotaxiChaos