🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK'S WORKPLACE = DYSTOPIAN 💀😱 So it looks like Tesla and xAI are experiencing a MASS EXODUS, and no cap, it’s crazier than the last season of *Game of Thrones*! 🤯✨ Employees are bouncing faster than a rubber ball on a trampoline, and it's all because of burnout, Musk's chaotic politics, and, get this... “strategic pivots” that no one asked for! 🤡🔥 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, I just wanted to build cool robots, not debate the moral implications of my boss trying to become Iron Man." 🤖💔😂 Let’s break it down — we’re talking about senior leaders at the forefront of innovation, basically doing a *Drake pointing* meme at the door like, “I’m out, peace!” 🚪✌️ Meanwhile, Musk is over here seething with his Twitter fingers ready to clap back. 👀💬 But here’s the kicker: all this chaos and disillusionment? Classic *This is fine* meme material, you feel me? 😤🔥 It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, and I’m just here grabbing popcorn 🍿. 🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, xAI will just be known as “That AI project where all the smart people left,” and Tesla will be sending cars into space just to avoid their workforce! 🚀 Gamers rise up, it’s time for the Tesla Roblox crossover! 🎮💰 Share this if you’re ready to get righteous about workplace drama! 🔥🔥🔥