🌍💔 WHOA, GUYS!! Brace yourselves 'cause Twitter is about to go full-on Atlantis 🐠🧜‍♂️. Yup, you heard that right! 🗣️💥 The old-school Twitter.com is getting the axe, and you've got 2 DAYS to update your account or risk being locked out like you're suddenly living in the Stone Age🔒🪨. Elon Musk is literally playing 4D chess with our social media lives. 🧠♟️ Who knew the king of the cringe lords would become the rebranding wizard? 🔮✨ “I'm just trying to make X the future of social media,” said one “leaked” developer—his eyes glimmering with the dreams of stonks 💰 and the dread of infinite meme posts : “Siri, can you help me? I can’t post without the bird logo! #Cringe.” So, make sure to swap out that username faster than you can say “This is fine.” 🔥🚀 Don't let your account go the way of Blockbuster! 😱 Predictions: In 2025, we’ll be tweeting telepathically while riding hoverboards powered by our own tears. So, get ready to log in to X, or forever be banished to the realm of the forgotten apps (RIP MySpace). 👽💀 #FreeTheBird 🦅✨