🚨🥴 BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK CLAIMS HE DOES NOT USE A COMPUTER! 💻🤔 Hold up, folks, but the wildest court case since *the last time a tech CEO was in court* is popping off! This time, we’ve got Elon “I Promise I’m Not a Rich Memelord” Musk trying to convince the world (and a judge) that he’s not a keyboard warrior. Spoiler: he's posting like he has 12 screens setup in a sci-fi bunker. 🚀🔥 In the latest plot twist, Elon’s attorneys hit us with the claim: “He doesn’t even use a computer,” like he’s some kind of caveman doing TikToks on a rock tablet. Like bro, you didn't just tweet about your laptop a zillion times last year, right? 📉💀 Meanwhile, Sam Altman and OpenAI are sitting back with that “Drake pointing” meme, like: “Yes, Elon, we totally believe you.” 🙄💸 Leaked developer whispers say: "I thought I was coding for Skynet, but I guess I’m just here for Elon’s imagination… and memes!" 🤖💰 So what’s next? I predict Elon releases a *hand-operated* AI device that reads his tweets aloud, and it crashes harder than my dating life! “No cap, my toaster is going to have a better user experience than this!” 🔥🔥 Share this chaos or forever hold your peace! 😂🤡✨