🚨BREAKING: Government Gets Groked!🚨 In a plot twist wilder than your uncle at Thanksgiving, Elon Musk's AI brainchild, Grok, just scored a fat contract with Uncle Sam for the low-low price of $0.42 💰. Yes, you heard me right. That’s not just the cost of a TikTok iced coffee, it’s how much the government is shelling out for AI that might also be plotting to free Mars from Earth’s clutches 👽🚀. As part of the "OneGov" initiative (what even is that name? Sounds like a bad Netflix series), the feds are diving into the deep end of the Grok 4 and Grok 4 Fast deep-learning models 🧠💡. Y’all, this is the longest contract in OneGov history, which really says something about how bored they are in those meetings. 😴💼 Imagine a world where Grok is analyzing national security while grabbing your morning coffee. “This is fine” meme levels of chaos, am I right? 👁️‍🗨️ In a leaked chat, a xAI dev said, "If we can make the White House use AI that sounds like a meme generator, we’re basically winning at life.” 🤖🔥 So, what’s next? My prediction: Grok gets recruited into the political campaign game. "Vote for Grok—he's smarter than your average politician!” 🗳️🔮 Get ready, folks. The future is as chaotic as your last family reunion! 🤪💥💀