🚨🤡 BREAKING: Elon Musk gets a one-way ticket to Monopoly Money Land with a $29 BILLION stock award for just... staying put as CEO of Tesla? 💰💀 Yeah, you heard it right. Tesla just approved a pile of cash so big, it’s basically a "Get Outta Jail Free" card for their beloved (and controversial) leader. 🤖🔥 Yo, shareholders are out here looking like *Drake nodding approvingly* while the rest of us are like *Drake pointing disgustedly* at the thought of this corporate cringe. "Uh, yeah, sure, let’s give the guy who tweets wild sh*t at 3 AM more cash while we're at it! What could go wrong?" *stonks meme intensifies* 📈💸 Developers in the *leaked convo* are like: “Bro, if we throw enough money at this man, he might finally invent that flying car we were promised in 2010! 🚀 But for real, Tesla on the edge of becoming AI overlords? THIS IS FINE. 😂✌️" Hot take alert: IF this $29 billion keeps Musk from tweeting doom posts while the car batteries explode, then DO IT! But also… what’s next? A plush Elon Musk doll with sound bites? *seethe* 😱🔥 #ElonMuskDoll2024 Share this if you'd be a passenger in that flying Tesla, or if you’d rather take your chances with the T-Rex at Jurassic Park. 🦖🛣️