🚨 *BREAKING: THE AMERICA PARTY IS HERE AND IT'S A RICH KIDS’ PLAYGROUND!* 💰🇺🇸 Okay, so picture this: Elon Musk, the king of chaos, just dropped a surprise announcement on X (formerly Twitter, but who even cares at this point?). He’s launching a new political party that promises to be a *whole mood*—say goodbye to the boring two-party system. 📉😴 Enter the ultra-rich squad: - Mark Cuban typing away like he’s the main character in a romcom and already offering “help” to get Musk’s party on ballots! Like, bro, this is politics, not a startup pitch meeting. 🚀✨ - And don’t forget Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci popping up like a bad penny, ready to butter Elon’s bread. 🙄 “Let’s meet to discuss,” he says. Yeah, because that’s worked out so well before! 😂 *This America Party seems like it's about to be a mix between a stock market pump and a beauty pageant where everyone wants to be the ‘billionaire influencer’.* 💅📈 *Meanwhile, the rest of us are living out our days in the "This is fine" meme while they make plans.* 🔥💀 Literally, what’s next? A debate on Mars? Elon will just build a rocket and call the nominees “Intergalactic Candidates.” No cap, mark my words, the future is wild! 🤯🌌👽