🚨💀 BREAKING: Big Musk Energy Alert! 🚨💥 So your boy Elon just dropped a bombshell that X—a.k.a. Twitter, or as I like to call it, “The Bird That Poops Ads” 🐦💩—is about to turn Grok (aka the robot sidekick you never asked for) into a billboard for pesky ads! Wait, what? Wait, WHO asked? 🤔💰 Rumor has it, after Linda Yaccarino ghosted harder than that one ex you stalk on the ‘gram, Elon's like, “let’s throw ads in Grok’s responses and pray to the meme gods it works!” 🚀🤖 *developer quote* “This is gonna be a whole new level of cringe, fam!” – Anonymous X Dev, probably 😤🔥 In a world where “This Is Fine” dog is sipping coffee next to ad pop-ups in your replies 🤡😱, we can only imagine Grok replying with a witty comeback AND an ad for, I dunno, banana-flavored toothpaste? 🍌🪥 No cap, I can already feel the rage-tweeting building like a volcano about to erupt. 🌋🤬 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In six months, Grok will be a sentient ad machine, and we’ll be considering *sponsorships* for our thoughts. Stay tuned for “Grok & Chill,” where the ads are as good as the conversation! 😳💸 #FrodoInTheAdverseZone