🚨💥 BREAKING: Elon Musk vs. OpenAI - The Showdown of the Century! 💥🚨 Hold onto your TikTok scrolls, fam, because your boy Elon just got served harder than a hot plate at a toddler’s birthday party! 🍰🔪 A federal judge just dropped the hammer, ruling that Elon's *epic* battle with OpenAI is a *years-long harassment campaign* 🚀💀. Like, is this a tech war or a three-season Netflix drama? 📺🔥 OpenAI's lawyers were apparently like, “📜🕵️‍♂️ We don’t need to check the bank’s stonks report to see who’s harassing us! Just look at Musk’s Twitter feed!” I mean, c'mon Elon, fr fr, you gotta chill with the meme warfare! Who knew sending the algorithm CEOs into existential crises was in your résumé? 😭💻 Rumor has it, during a “totally not staged” zoom call, Elon was heard whispering, “It’s just a prank, OpenAI!” 🤡 Meanwhile, OpenAI's CEO is out here looking like *this is fine* while holding a fire extinguisher. 🔥😂 Mark your calendars for March 2026, folks. That’s right, this trial’s gonna be more lit than a Ja Rule concert. 🗓️🔥💰 My wild prediction? No one wins, except the lawyers, cause they’re raking in those stonks like a boss! 💸💸 Are you ready for the Tekken-style drama? LET’S GO! 🎮💥