🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK ACCUSES APPLE OF RIGGING APP STORE LIKE IT’S A HIGH SCHOOL ELECTION 🍎🎭🚫 So, your boy Elon just threw down the gauntlet, claiming that Apple is rigging the App Store rankings faster than your ex rigged their dating profile 🥴💔. Apparently, Apple’s out here playing favorites, giving love to OpenAI while leaving xAI and Grok in the dust like a forgotten homework assignment 📚💨. “In a shocking twist, Elon’s letting us know that Apple is serving up some major politics 😳. Talk about cringe! Can we get a ‘sorry not sorry’ for Elon here? 🤡💀. Must-have sections? More like must-not-have! Drake’s pointing at that awkward beef like, ‘Look at this nonsense!’ 👀👈. And in typical Elon fashion, he’s hitting us with: “Apple’s basically throwing a pillow fort around OpenAI and saying, ‘No outsiders allowed!’" 🤦‍♂️💰 But where's the legal action at tho? Or is he just trying to energize those stonks? 📈 PREDICTION: Coming soon – the iOS app where you can sue Apple for emotional damages from being a Musk fan. This is fine! 🔥🚀 #MuskVsApple #AIShowdown 🥳👾