"Elon stans vs. anti-Elon squad at Tesla's diner: Who's serving the most cringe? ๐๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ฑ BREAKING: Anti-Elon Musk FANS Say "Hold My Fry" ๐๐คก So, Tesla just dropped a retro diner in Los Angeles that looks like it was ripped straight out of a '80s sci-fi movie and now we have a *real-life drama unfolding*! Picture it: drive-in movies, Optimus (yes, that Optimus ๐ค) serving popcorn, and lines so long the stonks chart is crying๐ฐ๐. But wait! ๐จ๐จ The anti-Elon Musk protest army is mustering outside this neon wonderland because some folks can't cope with the thought of a cheesy diner, apparently feeling "offended" by their own lack of taste. One radical said, "Elon wants to celebrate his reign of terror in OUR CITY, with cheesy fries and overpriced vegan burgers? WE SAY HELL NO!" ๐ Like, buddy, you do realize you're protesting a restaurant run by a robot, right? And you know the vibes: while they're busy seething outside, the real winners are those who just want a good oleโ burger with a side of anti-capitalism ๐คฃ๐ฅ. So hereโs a hot take: We might just witness Elon Musk handing out free fries to protesters while a new meme is born: "This is fine, but the fries are free." ๐ Hold onto your chargers; it's gonna be a wild ride! ๐๐ #TeslaDiner #ElonCooks #DineAndDash (the protest!)