🚨 Elon spills the tea ☕️: Apple’s gatekeeping AI like a jealous ex!💔 xAI's ready to lawyer-up!💪💼 #antitrust #drama
💥🍏 BREAKING MEMES: Elon vs. Apple in an Epic Tech Showdown! 💥🍏 So hold onto your keyboards, fam—Elon Musk is coming in hotter than a fresh GPU on a blockchain! 🔥💻 In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t have seen coming, our boy Elon is throwing shade at Apple 🍏, claiming they’re playing Monopoly with AI apps on their App Store! 😱💰 “*It's more rigged than a game of poker where the dealer has X-ray vision!*” — *some dev probably* 🤖✨ Musk is like, 🚨 “Listen, Apple! If my xAI doesn’t hit #1, you’re gonna catch these legal hands!” 💪⚖️ Meanwhile, Apple’s just chilling, sipping lattes and saying, “You mad, bro? This is fine. 😂” But let’s be real, if the App Store was a party, Apple’s just the cool kid keeping all the snacks for themselves while saying, “Stonks only for OpenAI!” 📈😂 So what’s next? Elon might just launch a legal satellite into Apple HQ 🚀 or maybe he’ll pull a Drake and say, “I’m team xAI now.” 🤷♂️💔 Get ready for some *EPIC* courtroom antics, kiddos! 🔮 **Hot take:** If this lawsuit fails, Elon might just start a meme war with Apple, and we all know that’ll end with him challenging Tim Cook to a rap battle. “AI vs. AAPL—Who will reign supreme?” Let the chaos commence! 🤡💀👑