🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Elon Musk’s xAI is hiring an engineer for a *Fullstack Waifu* position, and I can’t even! 💀 You heard that right, fam! This is either the peak of technological innovation or the absolute bottom of the simulation barrel. Either way—*stonks*📈💰! Now, listen to this totally “non-awkward-at-all” line from the job listing: “We’re looking for exceptional multimedia engineers and product thinkers who wanna create the anime waifus of your dreams”. 🤖💭 I can hear the weebs cheering from across the globe! *This is fine* 🔥 Imagine explaining this job to your mom: “Yeah, Mom, I'm building digital anime girls that can hypothetically, uh, be my girlfriend.” *Cue facepalms all around* 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Musk is probably out here skipping the multi-planetary colony plans to develop a *Hentai Tesla* 🚀🔋. The future is bleak, my friends. You thought we'd be living in a utopia? Nope—just wading through waifus! 😂 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In five years, the concept of dating will be replaced by dorky Discord servers where people argue over who has the superior waifu. Mark my words, no cap! 💯💔 So grab your keyboards and let the *cope* begin! 🤓