🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: ELON MUSK IS SUING APPLE & OPENAI?! 🤖💥 In a twist that sounds like a plot from a B-list sci-fi movie, Elon Musk – you know, the guy who keeps launching cars into space for the vibes – is waving his legal wand and saying “OBJECTION!” 🧙‍♂️💼 He claims that Apple's cozy sit-down with OpenAI to bring ChatGPT to the iPhone is some next-level "anti-competitive scheme." Nah fam, I think he’s just mad he can’t get his own lil’ AI buddy on the iPhone faster than he can launch a Tesla into a black hole. 💀🚀 Some leaked developer quotes say: "Honestly, we just wanted the iPhone to respond to texts like, ‘U up?’ in a sassy AI voice. Now Elon thinks we’re running the Illuminati.” 😂💬 Musk is out here like Drake pointing at the future 🔥 - but is he REALLY just seething because he thinks ChatGPT's better than xAI? 🤔🍵 Cope harder, my dude! Prediction: By the end of this lawsuit saga, we’ll end up with AI-powered lawyers and Tim Cook wearing a "NO FREE AI" shirt at the Apple event. This is gonna be meme-tacular! 💰✨🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine