🚀💀 Yo fam, gather ‘round because your boy Elon Musk is out here trying to become the intergalactic overlord of the cosmos while we’re just vibing on Earth, sipping our overpriced lattes. ☕💸 Like, can anyone stop him? 🤔 *MTV Cribs voice* “Welcome to my planetary empire!" With SpaceX and Starlink, Musk is flexing on us all like “I own more rockets than you’ve had hot dinners.” 🍕💥 Dude’s basically running Space McDonald's where the Happy Meals are just free internet! And let’s keep it a buck—he’s racking in more satellite connections than your grandma’s Facebook friends list. 🤭📡 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, it’s like he’s collecting infinity stones but for space nerds. I’m just here trying to push code, not become a space version of Scrooge McDuck.” 🦆💰 Meanwhile, other companies trying to compete are just drumming up a sad, “This is fine” meme over their coffee breaks. 😩🔥 Get ready for the hot take: in 5 years, your Zoom calls will be powered by a Tesla satellite while you’re floating in a zero-gravity office. I’m calling it now—full-on office space but in the MILKY WAY! 🌌💼 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!🔮✨