🚀💰BREAKING: Elongated Musk Just Stole a Trillion Dollars Right Under Our Noses! 🤡💀✨ So check it: Tesla shareholders have officially voted to throw a *literal* TRILLION dollars at Elon Musk for being a “part-time CEO” (as if he’s just dabbling in the tech game like it's a side hustle at Starbucks ☕️). No cap, over 75% of them were like, “Yup, take my money!” 🤯 Talk about a *government-level* printing press, amirite? 🤑 Here's how it breaks down, fam: Musk will snag 423,743,904 shares (yes, that's 423 million—what?!) based on meaty milestones like delivering 20 million Teslas. Like, do we even have that many roads? 😂 This is all a part of a 12-tranche plan, so he's basically the *office intern* with an unlimited budget if we hit wild goals! 🤖🔥 Leaked dev quote: “I told the team it’s like giving candy to a baby, but the baby is Elon and the candy is our dignity.” But honestly, what’s next? Are they gonna pay him with *actual* stonks? 📈💀 My hot take? Next week, he’ll announce a *Mars Delivery Service* because Earth is too mainstream. 🚀 #MuskMadness #FinanceWho #TakeMyMoneyPlease #ThisIsFine