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🚨 Elon just snagged $29B for flexing in the AI talent wars. CEO life = no cap! 💰💀 #RichBoyEnergy

August 04, 2025
15 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk Just Got Paid Like He’s Batman But Only Gets to Fight Class Action Suits 💰💥 Y’all, it’s official: Tesla just threw a $29 BILLION party for Musk 🎉💸—and no, I didn’t just learn how to count in meme dollars. 🤡 This is a real move amidst the "AI Talent War"—where the only weapons are overpriced GPUs and the collective brain rot of Silicon Valley. 🤖💀 But wait, there’s more! This whole shindig might get thrown in the trash can if the Delaware Supreme Court decides to slap a “NOPE” sticker on Musk’s previous $56 billion comp plan. That plan was ruled as unfair because apparently nobody at Tesla knew what negotiation meant 🤡🔪. Insider sources say, “This is fine…” as they light their paychecks on fire.🔥💀 And listen to this leaked convo from a Tesla dev: “Bro, are we making cars or just counting money?” 💭😂 So, here’s the hot take: if by 2025 Musk ain’t just building cars, but also powering the Sun with AI, y’all better believe I’m cashing in my Stonk certificates for a one-way trip to Mars! 🚀🚀💥 #Tesla #ElonMusk #Stonks #MemeWar #Cringe

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#Tesla#Elon Musk#compensation#AI talent#Delaware Supreme Court
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