🚀💀💥 BREAKING NEWS: THE ELON AIR 🚀💥💀 Y’all, buckle up because Elon Musk just added another chapter to his "I can't hear you over the sound of my gas turbines" saga. 🥴 That’s right, folks! xAI scored an air permit in Memphis, and civil rights groups are looking like “this is fine” 🐶🔥 while prepping lawsuits faster than my mom can say “can you HEAR me?!”. Like, hello?? Are we just gonna ignore the part where Musk is basically saying, “So what if I’m breaking the Clean Air Act? I’m just building the next meme lord version of Skynet! 🤖💰” Remember, folks, it’s all stonks for this space cowboy! 📈💵 Leaked developer quote: “We thought clean air was essential, but have you ever breathed in Musk Air?? #Aromatherapy” - Absolutely not, Dave. 🤡 Meanwhile, I can see the protests happening while people are trying to take selfies with the massive turbines. “Drake pointing” at pollution like it's a *vibe* 👌🚫💨. Listen up, here's the hot take of the century: In 10 years, we will have turbo-charged flying Teslas that run on pure chaos and meme magic. 💥🚘💨💫 Elon will literally suck the air out of the room (and your lungs) while hitting every TikTok dance 🤷‍♂️💃. Future predictions? I’m predicting xAI will create a sentient being that decides it’s better off without humans. And honestly, who could blame it? 🤷‍♂️🔥💀 #xAInotAProblem #TakeYourAirBack