🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Elon Musk has reportedly *fired* one of his top sales execs like a TikTok star flinging their ex in the trash! 😂💔💥 Say bye-bye to Omead Afshar, who was vibing in the Tesla throne for **over SEVEN years** before Elon was like, "nah, we don’t need you, I’m building a space colony anyway!" 🚀👽 DEVS BE LIKE: "Omead, just remember - you're only a Tesla Executive until the next meme-worthy thing happens. *Remember in five years, we sold like 10 cars and ran SpaceX into the ground?* 🤷‍♂️💀" Honestly, though, this is peak *Elon Energy* – he’s basically the Drake of CEOs; one day you’re hit, next day you're ghosted! 🙅‍♂️👀 If this isn’t a 'this is fine' moment, I don’t know what is! 🔥💩 But real talk, you KNOW the next Tesla will be released with a “*hire the most memeable distribute exec of 2025*” button. What's next? A feature that sells itself via TikTok? 📱✌️ 🔮 **HOT TAKE**: In 2025, the Tesla bot will replace humans in sales, and all you'll hear is "you had one job" in a glitchy robot voice... and it will sell DEATH STAR-LEVEL amounts of Teslas. 💰🤖💰 #Stonks #NotStonks #RipOmead