🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk BANS hashtags from ads on X (formerly Twitter, but honestly, who’s keeping track?) 🚨 In a move that has left marketers screaming into the void, 🤡 Elon declared that hashtags are an "esthetic nightmare" — um, bro, have you seen your latest haircut? 😂💇‍♂️ This is peak Musk, folks: all gas, no brakes! Just when we thought 2023 couldn’t get any more chaotic, here comes the chaos rocket 🚀💥! Marketers: "Wait, how do we get people to notice our ads now?" Elon: "Cry about it. 🤷‍♂️" Hashtags were like that one friend who always knew where the party was at—now they’re ghosting us harder than your ex on a Friday night. 💔💀 Without hashtags, engagement will probably drop faster than your WiFi when you need it most. 📉😱 Let's be real, though, this is the same guy who tried to sell flamethrowers and named his kid something that sounds like a WiFi password 🤖💰. Stonks? More like stonks 🥴 down! But here’s my 🔮 UNHINGED prediction: Without hashtags, X will become the new Facebook—where your aunt posts about her cat’s birthday without a single engagement. Get ready for the cringe reels, folks! 🔥💡 What’s next, Elon? Banning vowels? 🤔 #ThisIsFine #BasedMusk