🚀📉 Brace yourselves, crypto enthusiasts, because SpaceX has just landed in the meme-conomy like your RTX 3090 landed on eBay! 💸💀 According to the *sneaky detectives at Arkham Intelligence* (yes, for real, that’s their name), Elon Musk’s interstellar cash cow is now chilling with **8,285 BTC**, worth about $1.02B! That's like being the coolest kid in the kindergarten, but only half the toys! 🧸🚀 Once upon a time in April 2021, SpaceX was flexing **28,000 BTC**, which was about **$1.8B**. But then, like your hopes after your last Tinder date, they had to CUT BACK in 2022! 🤦‍♂️ Sad stonks alert! 📉💔 “We thought crypto was the moon, but it turns out we were just orbiting a black hole,” one dev 'said' in a *totally fake* leak I just made up! 🤖🔥 But the twist? With BTC hitting new highs, maybe SpaceX is just waiting to moonwalk us back into the Bitcoin party! 🪐💰 This is fine... or is it? 🤔💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Tesla will replace all car batteries with BTC, and Elon will announce the **first space crypto exchange** from Mars! Mark my words! 💥🚀 #based #cap 👽