🚨 BREAKING: Twitter.com is officially dead, and it's got more drama than a Kardashian reunion! 🐦💔✨ Mark your calendars for Nov. 10, folks, because after that, your tweets are getting the *cancel* treatment! 📅🚫 If you haven’t updated your account, get ready to be locked out faster than a Zoom meeting after 10 PM! 🔒💀 In a bold move for his latest Snake Oil... uh, I mean, “X” makeover, Elon Musk is pulling the plug on the old Twitter domain like it’s a bad haircut! 💇‍♂️💔🤡 🛠️ “Just think of it as a digital detox,” one imaginary dev said while sipping overpriced artisanal coffee. “Or better yet, think of it as us sticking a fork in it for good! 💥” But don’t worry, people! You’ll still be able to post your dinner pics and memes about existential dread—now with an extra layer of cringe! 🤠💀 In conclusion: If you think the “new X” is gonna become the next viral hotspot, you might be in for a ride on the cringe train 🚂💨 - and that’s no cap! 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** The real prediction? Elon is gonna turn Twitter into a space colony where tweets are paid in MoonCoins… because why not? 🚀💰 #MuskVerse #Stonks 🍕🥳