🚨🚗🔥BREAKING: Elon Musk just slammed the *FIRE* button on another Tesla exec – Omead Afshar! Can I get a *“What’s good, my dude?”* 🤡 💀 Rumor has it, Elon’s just cleaning house like a kid on a sugar rush, because Tesla’s sales are dropping like a bad meme! 📉😱 You know it’s bad when your EVs are selling worse than pre-owned flip phones. The *European Automobile Manufacturers’ Association* reports, *wait for it*... a 41% DROP in registrations! 🥴💔 Omead was thought to be Tesla’s golden child, but in reality, he was just another player in Musk's live-action Mario Kart tournament.🚀💰 I can already hear the leaked convo: **Musk**: “You know what’s worse than my hairline, Omead? Tesla sales in Europe! You’re fired!” **Omead**: “But… *cringe*.” **Musk**: “Nah, fam. *Seethe.*” And let’s not forget about our boy, Milan Kovac, who dipped out in June. I guess when you’re responsible for making the Optimus robot, but can't even optimize sales, it’s time to GTFO. 🤖🔥 **Prediction**: Next month, Musk will announce he’s launching a new division just for “ex-executive support” – guess what? It’ll flop too! 😂💀