🚨🎉💰BREAKING: ELON MUSK REACHES $500 BILLION, STILL HAS NO IDEA HOW TO SLEEP! 💤🤖💀 Y’all ever just wake up and decide, “You know what? I think I’ll just become the first human ever to hit a net worth of $500 BILLION.” 🤯💸 *Cue the stonks meme* 📈🔥 So yeah, on October 1st, while the rest of us were fighting over who’d stop for coffee ☕️, Elon was out there launching Tesla shares like he’s throwing NASA rockets into the sky 🌌🚀. Meanwhile, Larry Ellison is just chilling in the corner like, "I guess I’ll just live with my measly $350 billion." 😬 But let’s get real for a sec—Elon is now exactly halfway to being a trillionaire! Like, bro, what are you gonna do when you reach that? Buy Jupiter? 🪐👽 “Hey, I’m Elon Musk, I own planets now.” 🗣️ Leaked developer quote: “Every time Tesla’s stocks go up, I hear Elon giggling in the hallway… it’s terrifying." 😱 So here’s my unhinged prediction—Elon’s going to Mars with a fleet of Teslas and charging exorbitant fees for 'premium' interplanetary rides. 🚗💥 Get ready to pay $10k for a joyride around Olympus Mons, fam! This is fine... as long as you’re not the competition! 🤡💀🔥🔥