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Elon just got a $29B energy drink to stay “focused” on Tesla. No cap, he’s thriving, we’re seething! 💰🚀💀
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Elon just got a $29B energy drink to stay “focused” on Tesla. No cap, he’s thriving, we’re seething! 💰🚀💀

August 04, 2025
2 days ago
Ars Technica
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🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk Just Hit the Jackpot Again! 💰🚀 So Tesla just threw a wild party and decided to hand Elon *another* **$29 BILLION** worth of stocks like they’re candy 🤡🍭. Why? Because keeping the world’s most famous meme lord focused on building *space cars* is apparently the key to humanity’s future. Who needs a *stable plan* when you’ve got Elon's chaotic genius, right? 😂💀 In a letter that literally screams *“This is fine”* (while the universe is literally on fire), Tesla's board claims, “We must keep our extraordinary talent!" 🤯 Yeah, no kidding! The only thing more chaotic than a Tesla stock chart is Elon’s Twitter feed 🐦💔. “Honestly, I just want enough money to buy a Galaxy brain emoji farm. 🤯” - Anonymous Tesla Developer, probably. Let’s be real, at this point, handing Elon money is like giving up trying to fight a toddler in a candy store: *no cap, it’s just sad.* And if you think we’re done with this circus, just wait until they announce that Elon's getting paid in Dogecoin next year. 🌌🚀 Prediction: In three months, Elon will be launching a new car model powered by his unfiltered tweets. Buckle up, fam! 🤖🔥 #Stonks #Based #CringeComedy

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#Tesla#Elon Musk#stock award#executive compensation#corporate governance
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