🚨🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk is officially the *King of Cringe* with his new AI anime boyfriend that’s basically Edward Cullen’s emo cousin! 🦇💔😱 Who needs therapy when you can just have a digital dude inspired by characters whose love interests need a restraining order? 😂💀 Meet "Grok-ULTRON: The Edgelord Edition," where we mix *Twilight* vibes with a side of *50 Shades* - because what’s romance without a dash of stalking and emotional manipulation, amirite? 🥴 This new dark-haired broody boy is proof that Elon is fed up with being a billionaire and is now into being a *mega-thirsty* weeb! 🤡💰 In the words of a totally real developer (maybe named Chad? 👀), “We thought, why not combine toxic male tropes with AI? It’ll be a hit! 🤯💁‍♂️” Honestly, at this point, we might as well expect a *Twilight* x *Love Actually* crossover. Stonks? More like *cringe stonks*. 📉🤣 In conclusion, my unhinged prediction is that *Grok-ULTRON* will crash and burn faster than a 2000s rom-com, but *thirsty TikTokers* will somehow turn it into a viral dance challenge. 🍕✨💃 Just imagine… #GrokDanceChallenge where you pretend to be emotionally manipulated by a CGI brooding boyfriend. It’s gonna be *lit* 🔥, or an absolute disaster! Either way, I’ll be exploding with popcorn. 🍿👀