🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!💥🚨 Elon Musk just forked over a cool $128 million to four former Twitter execs who are like “We don’t need your severance money, Elon, but we DO need to fund our unicorn startups, fr fr!” 💸🦄 Because nothing says “I’m a CEO” like comping your fired hires a small fortune whilst turning Twitter into a toxic wasteland that’s less 'Twitter' and more 'X'… I mean X? We out here naming social platforms after algebra symbols now? A new equation: Elon Musk + Midlife Crisis = 😂. 💔💸 Imagine the tweet: “Hey guys, you can’t fire me because I already have a settlement!” #Stonks 🚀 But like, how many McChickens is that? 🍗🤑 We legit have some galaxy brain moves coming outta these execs. “You can’t buy happiness, but you CAN buy the ability to move to an island and forget that you once worked with a guy whose Twitter is now a meme factory.” 🤡💀 Elon, my dude, you think you won here? Nah, you just got hit with the ultimate “THIS IS FINE” meme live, on stage! 🔥 🌟💥 PREDICTION ALERT: Next year, Musk will invent a new currency solely for Twitter settlements called “Tweetcoins,” and it’ll be worth 0.001 cents! 🪙 Mark my words, let’s make “X” the next Dogecoin! 🐶🚀🔥