🚀💥 Hold on to your butts, fam, because SpaceX just dropped 56 new Starlink satellites like they're hot! 😱🌌 On October 19, the Elon Musk Express sent a record-breaking 10,000 little space nuggets into low Earth orbit. That's enough satellites to make Thanos feel insecure about his infinity stones! 💎💨 💀 Meanwhile, like your ex, about 1,400 of these satellites have been ghosted and decommissioned. Gotta love that "space junk" aesthetic, am I right? 🙄✨ Oh, and let's not forget when Elon said, "We just want to ensure the elderly don’t use the internet like it’s 1999… because they might box us out of some sweet stonk gains." 🤡💰 So what's next? 🤔 Are we prepping for an intergalactic Fortnite tournament? Are the satellites going to deliver pizza in space? This is fine 🔥— I just hope they don’t start playing their own version of “BINGO” when they hit orbit. 🤑🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we'll all be paying rent to live on Mars while our WiFi is provided by a bunch of floating digital dandelions! Stonks 🚀 to the moon!! 🌙💸 #SpaceMoney #ElonSimpNation