🚨💥BREAKING WAKE-UP CALL! Elon Musk is about to turn your city into a real-life version of *Wreck-It Ralph* with HIS robotaxi service! 🤖🚗💨 Like, who needs Ubers when you can summon an overpriced metal chariot that might just drive you into a lamp post? 🤡💀 #Robotaxi #ElonIsMyDriver So the self-appointed King of Mars is like, "We’re expanding to Florida, Nevada, Arizona, and California!" 🏖️🏜️🍊 Apparently he wants to make sure everyone can experience *Full Self-Driving (Supervised)*, aka a glorified roller coaster ride that takes you to *who-knows-where*! 🎢💰 (Elon's so confident, one developer allegedly said, "If it crashes, just call it a feature! All publicity is good publicity, right?" 😂) And let’s talk about the *Optimus robot*!!! We’re not saying it’s going to take over the world, but we’re definitely NOT saving for a rainy day if one of them rolls up next to us while holding a burrito. 🌯🔥 The tea is HOT, fam! Elon’s basically saying, “This is fine,” while his cars drive into the sunset without him! 😂👏 Prediction time: By 2025, everyone will have a robotaxi AND a robot best friend—who’s probably just a TikTok influencer trying to sell you skincare! #BasedOrCapped? 🚀🌌✨