🚀💸 **BREAKING: SpaceX JUST BOUGHT A BIG chunk of Sky Internet for $17 BILLION - aka "Netflix for your phone but in SPACE"!** 💸🚀 So, Elon Musk is out here pulling a major *stonks* move 💰, grabbing EchoStar’s spectrum while some of us can’t grab a signal in our own bathroom! 😵‍💫 At this point, the only thing faster than Musk's transactions is the speed at which you can say “can’t hear you, I’m in space!" 🤖💥 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we’re just trying to find a way to charge people for scrolling TikTok in the ozone layer.” - Some Bro at SpaceX 50MHz of wireless spectrum? Sounds like a tech bro’s gaming laptop after the latest *Fortnite* update! 🔥💻 If you think your 5G is lit, just wait until they flip the switch on this satellite thingy 🤡. Also, can we talk about how this is possibly the biggest tech flex of the decade? 😤 Drake pointing meme because I'm SHOOK and based on the fact that I can now finally send TikToks from anywhere including 10,000 feet above sea level! 📱✈️ 🔥 **PREDICTION TIME:** Give it 3 years and we’ll have Elon himself beaming into our phones like, “Yo, I’m literally OUTSIDE on Mars, let’s livestream!” 🚀👽 In the meantime, GET READY TO "COPE" with direct-to-phone service while we wait for our signal to catch up with the rest of the galaxy! This is fine... or is it? 💀