🚨💰 BREAKING: ELON MUSK IS GETTING PAID LIKE HE'S THE INTERGALACTIC KING OF SPACE MONEY 💰🚨 Y'all remember when that one dude sold you a Tesla with more confidence than your high school crush? Well, buckle up because Elon Musk is about to empty your pockets for a staggering $29 BILLION 💸💸 (yep, you read that right... this isn’t a GameStop meme, it’s real life). That’s on top of the $55.8 BILLION he’s already stunting on us with! This has to be the world's most lucrative game of "How High Can You Go" – but instead of raising the stakes, they just keep printing money! 💵🔥 A leaked conversation from the Tesla board went like this: 👨‍💻 Board Member 1: “Elon, are we sure about this?” 👨‍💻 Elon: “No cap, my brain is a galaxy of stonks. Let’s do it.” 👨‍💻 Board Member 2: “This is fine.” 👨‍💻 Elon: “Vibe check! More money, more rockets, more chaos!” 🚀🤡 Honestly, who needs a raise when you can just print cash like it's candy, amirite? This whole situation gives off major "Drake pointing" vibes on my expectations of “reasonable” CEO pay 🙃🚫. 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: If Tesla's stock doesn’t tank after this, I legit might switch to a career in potato farming… DON’T @ ME, I’m serious! Subscribe to my potato-themed cryptocurrency ✌️🥔🪙