💥BREAKING NEWS: Eli Lilly & Nvidia Team Up for the "Ultimate Pharma Power Move!"💊💻 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, Eli Lilly just partnered with Nvidia to build a super-duper, ultra-mega computer that’s basically the Hulk of pharmaceuticals! 💪💥 “We’re going to crush drug development like it’s a Smash Bros tournament,” leaked an anonymous dev, probably while sipping on a triple-decker mocha-choca-latte. ☕️💅 Utilizing OVER 1,000 Blackwell GPUs, this new monster will be grinding out drug discoveries faster than your average TikTok trend 🚀🔥. Wall Street Journal called it the "most powerful supercomputer run by a pharma company"—which means they’ve never seen your average tech bro in the wild. But let’s be real, how many side effects will this thing have? 🤔💀 “COCA-COLA is gonna drop a heart attack pill,” Drake pointed and said. Eli Lilly be like: “Forget the lab coats, we now wear VR headsets!” 🎮🔬 Meanwhile, Big Pharma’s R&D times are about to get shorter than Elon Musk’s attention span (no cap, fr fr). 🔥🔥In conclusion: the future of medicine is looking like Elon trying to land a rocket on Mars. Buckle up! In 5 years, expect to see memes of prescription drugs with “Powered by Blackwell” labels like they’re some stonks investment. 🚀✨ #EliLillyStonks And my hot take? Soon, the supercomputer will START charging you for the *privilege* of existence. 🤖💰 This is fine.