"Electric Hummer vibin' ππ , lowkey about to roast the F-150 Lightning π₯π± #NoCap #HummerVsLightning"
Hold onto your electric butts, fam! ππ₯ The GMC Hummer, that massive piece of green machinery that looks like a Transformer taking a nap, is about to ECLIPSE the F-150 Lightning in sales! πβ¨ Can you hear the stonks rising?!!!! ππ° So while Fordβs F-150 is out here seething in the corner like it just found out its crush is into Hummer memes instead, GM is straight up vibing, flexing that EV muscle πͺπ. I mean, did we expect the brand once known for guzzling fossil fuels to suddenly be the hero in a superhero movie? π³πͺ Sorry, Elon, but your SpaceX vibes arenβt working here; maybe put that rocket booster in the back of a Hummer instead? π€£π Sources π€ say that one GM dev just leaked: βWe went from βyikesβ to βYASSSSS!β so quick, it's like we shot ourselves into the future on a juice box of 1,000 horsepower.β πβ‘ But for real though, this is like watching a GigaChad meme battle against a potato. So, newsflash: Expect McHummer to start dropping collabs with Gucci and NFTs soon, and you know what? Iβm HERE FOR IT. π€‘π₯ Prediction: Next year, Gas-Powered pickup trucks will literally be just a relic in a museum called "This Is Fine." ποΈπ Buckle up, folks. It's about to get wild! #HummerVsF150 #EVGang π₯ππ¨