Hold onto your electric butts, fam! 🔋💥 The GMC Hummer, that massive piece of green machinery that looks like a Transformer taking a nap, is about to ECLIPSE the F-150 Lightning in sales! 🚙✨ Can you hear the stonks rising?!!!! 📈💰 So while Ford’s F-150 is out here seething in the corner like it just found out its crush is into Hummer memes instead, GM is straight up vibing, flexing that EV muscle 💪😎. I mean, did we expect the brand once known for guzzling fossil fuels to suddenly be the hero in a superhero movie? 😳💪 Sorry, Elon, but your SpaceX vibes aren’t working here; maybe put that rocket booster in the back of a Hummer instead? 🤣🚀 Sources 🤖 say that one GM dev just leaked: “We went from ‘yikes’ to ‘YASSSSS!’ so quick, it's like we shot ourselves into the future on a juice box of 1,000 horsepower.” 🍊⚡ But for real though, this is like watching a GigaChad meme battle against a potato. So, newsflash: Expect McHummer to start dropping collabs with Gucci and NFTs soon, and you know what? I’m HERE FOR IT. 🤡🔥 Prediction: Next year, Gas-Powered pickup trucks will literally be just a relic in a museum called "This Is Fine." 🏔️💀 Buckle up, folks. It's about to get wild! #HummerVsF150 #EVGang 🔥🚗💨