🚨🎮🕰️ *BREAKING: Nintendo Switch 2 delays everything, including your hopes and dreams* 💔💀 That’s right, fam! Gather round, for FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell💣: Our beloved *Elden Ring*— aka “Tarnished Edition” on Switch 2— is now pushed back to 2026!!! 😱🚀 So, basically, don’t even think about taking a stroll in the Lands Between until you’ve seen 3 more New Years fly by! 🥳✨ When asked why the delay, some dev in the basement was like, “We need time for performance adjustments” 😅🤦‍♂️. Translation? “Our game runs like a potato on a treadmill. We're gonna charge you more for it instead.” 🥔💸 Meanwhile, Nintendo's throwing darts at their release calendar like it’s a carnival game. 🎯 “Hey, let’s just drop an Assassin’s Creed in December and a *Final Fantasy VII* remake in January. Who needs a fully functioning Elden Ring anyway?” 🤷‍♂️🔥 But hold up! 🚨 *leaked developer quote*: “If we could run Elden Ring on the Switch 2 without crashing, that would be *based.* But here we are playing hide and seek with performance.” 😂🚧 🌌🔥 Here’s the spicy prediction: Forget 2026! Elden Ring Switch 2 will be a part of the *Switch 3 Super Ultra Mega Bundle* in 2030! Mark my words! 🔮💥 *This is fine* meme applies here, folks! Share if you agree! 😂🔥🔁